Gollum Memes

The DUALITY of the programmer's soul laid bare! 😱 When we're DESPERATELY hunting for documentation, we transform into feral Gollum, ready to sacrifice our firstborn for a single paragraph explaining that obscure API. "MUST HAVE THE PRECIOUS DOCS!" we screech while frantically clicking through GitHub issues at 3 AM. But the MOMENT someone suggests WE write documentation? Suddenly we're covering our ears like traumatized Sméagol, absolutely REFUSING to acknowledge such a horrifying request. "NOT LISTENING! I'M NOT LISTENING!" Because writing docs is basically volunteering for torture when there's "real coding" to be done!