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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

God complex Memes

Posts tagged with God complex

Gamedevs Are Gods

Gamedev C++ Programming
6 months ago 567.8K views 0 shares
Gamedevs Are Gods
Ah yes, the casual Friday afternoon task: implementing a destructor that literally ends existence itself. While the rest of us peasants write functions to free up memory or close database connections, game developers are out here casually coding the apocalypse. Just another method in the World class, no big deal. "Oh this? Yeah, it just destroys the world and everything in it. Pushed it to prod last Tuesday." The best part? That comment is doing some heavy lifting. Like, thanks for clarifying that destroying the world also destroys everything IN the world. Wouldn't want any confusion about the scope of our omnipotent destructor. Really appreciate the documentation on this one.

I Am A God

Programming
10 months ago 274.0K views 0 shares
I Am A God
You've mastered JavaScript, Python, Java, C++, Rust, Go, TypeScript, and 13 other languages. You can switch between them like Neo dodging bullets. Your brain is now a polyglot compiler that can context-switch faster than a Kubernetes pod. The reality? You're just writing "Hello World" in 20 different syntaxes and forgetting which one uses semicolons. But hey, for those 3.5 seconds before you check Stack Overflow again, you ARE a deity bathed in divine light, floating above mere mortals who only know one language. Plot twist: You still can't center a div.

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