Gleam Memes

JavaScript devs out here bragging about their 100-line file like it's some kind of minimalist masterpiece, meanwhile Gleam developers are casually dropping 8,000+ line behemoths and bonding over it like "yeah bro, totally normal." The contrast is beautiful: JS devs panic at triple digits while Gleam devs are writing entire novels in single files and high-fiving about it. This really highlights how different language ecosystems develop their own culture around code organization. JavaScript's module system and the whole "split everything into tiny files" philosophy has trained devs to fear large files. Meanwhile, Gleam's functional programming roots apparently encourage chunky files that would make any JS linter have an existential crisis.