Git-security Memes

Nothing says "we're absolutely cooked" quite like the entire C-suite realizing someone just yeeted the company's proprietary source code onto GitHub for the whole world to see. The CEO wearing his metaphorical Burger King crown of shame while the security team frantically tries to explain how "password123" wasn't actually a secure credential for the production repository. The legal team is already drafting their resignation letters because they KNOW the lawsuits are about to rain down like merge conflicts on a Friday afternoon. Meanwhile, some junior dev is probably hiding under their desk wondering if deleting their LinkedIn is enough to escape this disaster.