Git mess Memes

When your git branch visualization looks like you're about to nail a sick solo on Expert difficulty. Those colorful lines going every which way? That's not version control anymore—that's a full-blown rhythm game. We've all been there: started with a simple feature branch, forgot to pull, merged the wrong thing, rebased when we shouldn't have, force-pushed out of desperation, and suddenly our git graph looks like someone dropped a bowl of rainbow spaghetti on a guitar fretboard. The commits are bouncing around like notes you're supposed to hit while the crowd watches in horror. Pro tip: When your git log looks like this, just burn it down and git clone fresh. No one needs to know.