Git checkout Memes

Remember when everyone used "master" before the great renaming to "main"? Yeah, those legacy repos are still out there, lurking in production like ancient artifacts. You're working on your feature branch, everything's modern and clean, then someone asks you to check something on master and suddenly you're transported back to 2019. The branch still works perfectly fine, but saying "git checkout master" feels like you're about to get cancelled by your CI/CD pipeline. It's like finding a working floppy disk drive in 2024—technically functional, but you feel weird using it.