Gamefailure Memes

The ultimate security strategy for indie devs: complete market obscurity. Why worry about CVE-2025-59489 when your player count is firmly stuck at zero? That's not a bug, that's a feature! The vulnerability can't affect your users if you don't have any. It's like spending three years building an impenetrable fortress only to realize nobody wants to break in because there's nothing valuable inside. Security through unpopularity - the unintentional benefit of grinding away at a game that only your mom will play (and even she's just being nice).