Game-patches Memes

The gaming industry's evolution is less "technological advancement" and more "descent into madness." Old-school devs were optimization wizards who could fit entire games into kilobytes and make them run on calculators. They'd offer free demos because they actually wanted people to enjoy their creations. Meanwhile, modern "Triple A" studios are out here shipping 50GB games that still need a 50GB day-one patch, requiring NASA-grade hardware just to hit 30fps, and forcing always-online connections for single-player experiences because apparently tracking your every move is an "essential feature." And let's not forget the bizarre workplace environments where employees are apparently... stealing breast milk? I'm not even going to ask what kind of agile methodology that falls under.