Gadgets Memes

That awkward moment when your Mastercard-branded mouse contains actual liquid. Forbidden developer fuel right there! The mouse designer clearly misunderstood the concept of "liquid assets." This is what happens when the UX team takes "fluid interface" too literally. Next thing you know, they'll be putting RAM in actual sheep and wondering why the system keeps falling asleep.

The infinite hamster wheel of tech addiction! We grind away at our keyboards to fund that shiny new mechanical keyboard with RGB lighting that will somehow make us 0.002% more productive. Then we need a faster PC to handle the keyboard's software. Then a better monitor to appreciate the PC. Then a standing desk for "health reasons." And suddenly we're working 60-hour weeks to pay off the ergonomic chair we bought because we're working 60-hour weeks. It's basically tech Stockholm syndrome with a side of capitalism.