Unreal Engine 5 promised us photorealistic graphics and next-gen gaming experiences. What it delivered? A masterclass in turning your gaming rig into a space heater while your FPS does the limbo. You boot up the game, everything looks gorgeous for exactly 4.7 seconds, then the micro-stuttering kicks in like your GPU is having an existential crisis. And just when you think you've found the perfect graphics settings, the game crashes for absolutely no reason. But hey, at least the main menu looks stunning at 12 FPS, right?