When management discovers AI coding assistants and suddenly everyone needs to "innovate faster." The dead-eyed stare perfectly captures that moment when your CTO attends one tech conference, gets sold on Cursor (the AI-powered IDE), and now it's mandatory for the entire engineering team. Nothing says "trust your developers" quite like forcing them to abandon their carefully configured development environment that took years to perfect. Sure, Cursor might be great, but being forced to use any tool feels like being handed a Fisher-Price keyboard when you've been rocking a mechanical one with custom keybinds. The real kicker? Half the team is probably already using Copilot, some are on Tabnine, and that one senior dev is still writing everything by hand out of principle. Now everyone's gotta pretend Cursor is revolutionary during the next standup.