First-website Memes

Four years. Four entire years of data structures, algorithms, compiler theory, discrete mathematics, and probably crying over pointer arithmetic at 3 AM. The culmination of this academic journey? A contact form that looks like it was built during a 1998 Geocities tutorial. No CSS styling, default browser fonts, and that beautiful "Select an option" dropdown that screams "I learned HTML in my first week and never looked back." The gap between what CS programs teach and what you actually need to build a basic website has never been more apparent. You can probably explain Big O notation in your sleep and implement a red-black tree from scratch, but centering a div? That's still black magic.