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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

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The Great App Heist: Submit Today, Native Feature Tomorrow

Ios Programming Frontend Apple
1 month ago 112.1K views 0 shares
The Great App Heist: Submit Today, Native Feature Tomorrow
The classic Apple developer nightmare: spend months building a killer app, then watch Apple casually add it as a native feature in the next iOS update. Remember those flashlight apps that once dominated the App Store? Yeah, Apple just said "nice idea" and built it right into the OS. This is basically the Silicon Valley version of natural selection. Your brilliant startup idea is just one Apple keynote away from extinction. Submit your app today, see it in the next iOS release tomorrow! It's like feeding your code directly to the mothership and hoping they don't find it delicious enough to steal.

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