Feature-or-bug Memes

You're out here having an existential crisis, questioning your entire career, wondering if you should've just become a farmer instead. Your code is broken, your spirit is shattered, you're walking on water contemplating life choices. And then your boy shows up with the most important question of the century: "bro is that a feature or a bug?" The real answer? It's Schrödinger's code—simultaneously both until the project manager observes it. If they notice it, it's a bug. If they don't, congrats, you just shipped a feature. Welcome to software development, where the line between genius and disaster is thinner than your test coverage.