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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

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The Sacred Untouchable Code

Programming Debugging Testing Backend
2 months ago 106.5K views 0 shares
The Sacred Untouchable Code
The architectural equivalent of legacy code that nobody dares to touch. That useless balcony leading to absolutely nowhere represents those mysterious functions in your codebase that somehow keep the entire application from imploding. It's the digital version of "if it ain't broke, don't fix it" taken to its logical extreme. Sure, you could delete that 200-line function with no apparent purpose, but what if it's secretly holding together your entire authentication system? Better leave it alone and pretend you never saw it. The true horror isn't the balcony to nowhere—it's the fact that every developer reading this just thought of at least three examples in their current project.

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