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BBC's "cyber correspondent" claims he didn't know PHP existed until yesterday morning. You know, just one of those obscure technologies that only powers like 76% of all websites with a known server-side language. No big deal. Imagine being tasked with explaining a critical security vulnerability to millions of viewers when you just discovered the language exists. That's like being a food critic who just learned about salt. The confidence with which he explains how hackers can "deface a website, bring it down, plant malicious software" is truly inspiring—anyone with basic tech literacy could've told you that. Nothing screams "expert analysis" quite like learning about the technology the same morning you're supposed to explain its vulnerabilities on national television. WordPress devs everywhere are having a moment.