Expensive-paperweight Memes

So Apple finally gave us a touchscreen MacBook... by completely destroying the display with glitchy artifacts that look like your GPU decided to retire early. Nothing says "premium user experience" quite like a screen that's half broken LCD nightmare and half abstract art installation. The joke here is that the only way you're "touching" this screen is when you're frantically trying to figure out if it's a hardware failure or if macOS just achieved sentience and chose violence. At least the fingerprints would blend in nicely with those vertical lines of despair.