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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot
The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb
HTTP 418: I'm a teapot
The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb
Exit-code Memes
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Problem Solved Ship It
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4 months ago
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Someone challenged programmers to prove their skills by fixing all bugs. Richard's solution? An infinite loop that immediately exits with success code 0. Technically, if your program terminates instantly, there's no time for bugs to manifest. Zero runtime equals zero bugs. It's the software equivalent of "can't get hurt if you never leave the house." The code literally does nothing forever while simultaneously doing nothing at all—a quantum state of uselessness wrapped in syntactically correct logic. Ship it to production, no QA needed.
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