Exhausted-developer Memes

When you're so exhausted that rolling a dice to make decisions seems like peak productivity, and naturally you land on the WORST possible option for your cybersecurity. Nothing says "I've given up on life" quite like using a random number generator (your brain is too tired for that) to decide how to handle your cryptographic keys, and then proceeding to manually copy-paste your private key into your root certificates directory like you're spreading butter on toast. Because who needs security best practices when you've got VIBES and HUNGER? The beautiful irony? The number 4 supposedly being "an easy to generate private key" when generating secure keys requires actual randomness and complexity, not just... the number four. And then storing it by literally touching your root certs with your greasy fingers? Chef's kiss of catastrophic security failures. You will certainly not regret this until your entire infrastructure gets compromised at 3 AM and you're even MORE tired.