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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Ethics in programming Memes

Posts tagged with Ethics in programming

The Pigeon Acquisition Algorithm

Programming Debugging Testing Algorithms
8 months ago 384.3K views 0 shares
The Pigeon Acquisition Algorithm
The true recursive algorithm of crime! First, query the legality of pigeon acquisition from public spaces. Three weeks later, follow up with the practical applications for your newly acquired flock of 237 birds. This is basically how software engineers approach problems—first establish if something is technically possible, then immediately scale it to absurd proportions without considering the ethical implications. It's like writing a function without input validation and then wondering why your server crashed. The real question: did he use MapReduce to organize all those pigeons?

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The Myth Of Perfect Memory

The Myth Of Perfect Memory

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Cowabunga indeed.

Cowabunga indeed.

Programming
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