Entity-framework Memes

When your database error message sounds less like a technical issue and more like you've accidentally unleashed an ancient demon from its digital prison. "Failed to save" is bad enough, but "entity released"? That's not a bug report, that's a containment breach. Someone's ORM just opened a portal to the void and now we're all doomed. The developer's "oh god" reaction is the only appropriate response when your error messages start sounding like SCP Foundation incidents. Hope you have a rollback strategy that includes holy water.