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Bring Me 1 Person Who Actually Loves Adobe
AI Programming Frontend
13 days ago 246.4M views 0 shares
Bring Me 1 Person Who Actually Loves Adobe
Adobe's business strategy flowchart right here. They had two perfectly reasonable options: sell Photoshop or PS5 games. Instead, they chose the corporate villain route—jack up prices and enshittify everything. But wait, there's more! They invested trillions in AI, and now their angry customers are literally reverse engineering their own software using that same AI. It's like they speedran "How to Make Your Users Hate You 101" and got a world record. The irony is chef's kiss: pour billions into AI tech, only to have it weaponized against you by the very people you've been price-gouging for years. Nothing says "sustainable business model" quite like training your customers to replace you.

U Wo T M 8
AI Programming
5 months ago 1.3M views 1 shares
U Wo T M 8
You know that sinking feeling when you're reviewing code and suddenly spot something that makes absolutely zero sense? That's the teacher grading a World War 2 paper that randomly pivots to World of Tanks and NordVPN. Same energy as OpenAI announcing they're putting ads in ChatGPT responses. Imagine asking ChatGPT for help debugging your React component and getting "Before we fix that infinite loop, let me tell you about today's sponsor, Raid Shadow Legends." The AI we trusted to write our commit messages is about to become just another billboard. We went from "move fast and break things" to "move fast and monetize everything." The confusion on that face? That's every developer realizing the tool they've been copy-pasting from for the last two years is about to start shilling VPNs mid-response. Can't wait for my stack traces to include affiliate links.

Enshittiflation
Cloud Programming Devops AWS Gcp
6 months ago 648.4K views 0 shares
Enshittiflation
The perfect word to describe modern tech in 2024. Your cloud provider just raised prices by 40% while simultaneously removing features you actually used and adding three new AI integrations nobody asked for. Remember when software just... worked? When you bought a license and owned it? When APIs didn't deprecate every six months? When "updates" meant improvements instead of "we removed offline mode and now require an internet connection to open a text file"? The tech industry discovered they can charge you more for less and call it "optimization" or "streamlining the user experience." Your $200/month SaaS subscription now has a worse UI than the $50 version from three years ago, but hey, at least the loading spinner is smoother. It's the circle of tech life: disrupt the market with a cheap, good product → gain monopoly → jack up prices → cut costs → profit. Rinse and repeat until developers are paying $99/month for a code editor that used to be free.

This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things
Hardware Iot Cloud Devops AWS
10 months ago 548.2K views 0 shares
This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things
Self-hosting enthusiasts watching cloud providers rain down their "enshittification" on the masses. Meanwhile, Arduino—the beloved open-source hardware platform that powered countless DIY projects—just updated their ToS to prohibit reverse engineering. You know, the exact thing their entire ecosystem was built on. Nothing says "we're getting acquired by a massive corporation" quite like suddenly caring about IP protection after years of encouraging hackers to tinker with your stuff. Qualcomm's lawyers must've had a field day drafting that one. The self-hosted crowd is sitting pretty smug right now, and honestly? Can't blame them. When your Arduino board starts requiring a subscription service, at least you'll know where to find them—in their basement server room, running everything on a Raspberry Pi.

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