Engineering-students Memes

Someone just casually suggested that freshman engineering students drop $10K-$30K on a "minimal" home lab setup. You know, just the basics: a MacBook Pro M5 Max, an RTX 5090 rig, an oscilloscope, a signal generator, a 3D printer, and a robotics platform with NVIDIA Jetson. For your first year . The best part? "The goal is not to collect toys. It's to continuously produce something throughout the four years." Right, because nothing says "I'm here to learn" like requiring the GDP of a small nation just to get started. Most engineering students are surviving on ramen and praying their 10-year-old laptop doesn't die during finals, but sure, let's normalize requiring venture capital funding for freshman year. The RTX 5090 "for artificial intelligence and computer vision work" is particularly chef's kiss—because every 18-year-old definitely needs a $2000+ GPU to run their intro to Python assignments. The Tektronix oscilloscope alone costs more than most students' entire semester textbook budget. This reads like someone's fantasy Amazon wishlist got accidentally posted as academic advice. Setting up a laboratory at this level is "perfectly reasonable" they say. Perfectly reasonable if your trust fund has a trust fund, maybe.