Employee-departure Memes

Nothing says "professional courtesy" quite like a departing employee graciously handing over the entire codebase to a company that's about to realize they built their entire infrastructure on the knowledge of one person. The company's desperately reaching for that source code like Frodo with the Ring, while Gandalf sits there with the smug satisfaction of someone who knows exactly how screwed they're about to be without proper documentation or knowledge transfer. Two weeks notice? More like two weeks of panic as management realizes their "bus factor" was exactly one, and that bus just gave its resignation letter. Hope they enjoy deciphering those cryptic variable names and undocumented functions!