Dot-net Memes

STOP THE PRESSES! After 22 years of waiting, scientists have finally discovered the mythical C#! Look at that face of pure discovery—that's the expression of someone who's spent DECADES searching for a programming language that Microsoft promised would save us from Java hell! Meanwhile, Java developers are still writing 50-line getters and setters like it's 1999. The greatest scientific breakthrough since they discovered you could fix bugs by turning your computer off and on again!