Distro-confusion Memes

Someone just asked where to download the "btw version" of Arch Linux. You know, the special edition that comes pre-configured to tell everyone you use Arch. For the uninitiated: "I use Arch btw" is the most famous flex in the Linux world—Arch users are legendarily unable to go five minutes without mentioning it. This person thinks it's an actual distro variant, like there's some exclusive members-only ISO floating around. The innocence is almost beautiful. Someone's about to learn that "btw" stands for "by the way" and the real Arch experience is the friends we condescended to along the way.