Disc-drive Memes

Sony really speedran the entire "shoot yourself in the foot" playbook here. They pioneered Blu-ray, mocked Xbox for going digital-only, then released a PS5 Pro without a disc drive and charged extra for one. Now they're reportedly killing physical media support entirely by 2028. That's some impressive self-contradiction speedrun any%. The clown makeup progression format captures it beautifully—each decision gets progressively more absurd until you're wearing the full rainbow wig. It's like watching someone build a house, mock their neighbor for living in an apartment, then announce they're moving into a tent. Corporate strategy at its finest.