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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Directories Memes

Posts tagged with Directories

Pretty Much

Windows Programming
4 months ago 1.4M views 0 shares
Pretty Much
Your program files folder: clean, organized, professionally maintained. Living in C:\Program Files like it owns the place, with proper version control and sensible directory structures. Your AppData folder: a cursed dungeon where Mickey Mouse goes to die. Somewhere in those nested folders are config files from programs you uninstalled in 2014, 47 different versions of the same DLL, and cache files that have achieved sentience. Nobody knows what's down there. Nobody wants to know. The folder structure is %APPDATA%\Local\Temp\[CompanyName]\[AppName]\v2.3.1.4523\cache\temp\logs\2019\March\backup\old\final\final_v2\really_final and you just accept it. Best part? Try to clean it and your entire system breaks because some random app hardcoded a path to a log file from 2016.

The File Completeness Conjecture

Linux Bash Programming
1 year ago 310.0K views 0 shares
The File Completeness Conjecture
Unix philosophy claims "everything is a file" until you actually try to cat a directory and get slapped with that condescending "Is a directory" error. Ten years into my career and I'm still occasionally typing cat on directories like some junior dev who hasn't been properly traumatized yet. The lie detector determined: that "everything is a file" was a lie. Directories, sockets, pipes—all just teasing us with their file-like appearances while secretly being special snowflakes.

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