Digital distribution Memes

That awkward handshake when Epic Games Store is profusely thanking you for a purchase you never made while you're just there to snag that free weekly game. It's like getting a formal "Thank you for your business" email after using a 100% discount coupon. The client-server relationship has never been more uncomfortably one-sided!

The eternal battle between game companies and Valve's Steam platform in one perfect image. On the left, major publishers (EA, Ubisoft, Microsoft, etc.) screaming bloody murder while Steam casually responds with "I like to provide good discounts and customer service" alongside that sweet -95% tag. It's basically the gaming industry's version of that meeting where someone suggests actually making customers happy and gets thrown out the window. The difference is Steam actually did it and now has everyone's wallet in a stranglehold.

The brutal reality of modern gaming licenses in one perfect comic! Steam says "You don't own your games" and gets a cute response, while Ubisoft says the exact same thing and suddenly HR is on speed dial. It's the digital equivalent of agreeing to Terms & Conditions without reading them until something breaks. Game ownership in 2023 is basically paying full price for permission to maybe play something until the authentication servers get unplugged. The finest print in software licensing agreements: "It's not yours, it's just your turn."