Design-philosophy Memes

Steve Jobs famously hated styluses and touchscreens on laptops, declaring at the 2010 iPad launch that "if you see a stylus, they blew it" and that vertical touchscreens cause "gorilla arm" fatigue. Fast forward to today, and Apple's now shipping touchscreen MacBooks like it's no big deal. The guy who built an empire on "you're holding it wrong" would probably have some choice words about this product pivot. It's like watching a vegan restaurant start serving burgers – technically possible, but philosophically awkward. The real kicker? Apple fans will still line up around the block to buy it, proving that brand loyalty transcends even the founder's most passionate design principles.