Depression Memes

Someone at the keyboard factory had feelings and decided to immortalize them in plastic. There's a little stick figure molded into the keyboard case, sitting in existential despair with the text "I'm so lonely" etched above them. Imagine being the engineer who designed this—spending your days creating injection molds for keyboard housings, knowing full well that 99.9% of users will never see your cry for help because who actually disassembles their keyboard? It's like leaving a message in a bottle, except the ocean is a sea of mechanical switches and the bottle is ABS plastic. The hardware equivalent of commenting "// TODO: fix my life" in production code.