Deployment-fear Memes

Every dev knows that feeling when someone suggests a Friday deployment. Suddenly the whole team turns into a hit squad ready to take you out. The unspoken rule of "thou shalt not deploy on Friday" exists for a reason—nobody wants their weekend ruined by production fires while they're three beers deep at happy hour. The true violence isn't the guns; it's forcing your team to debug a broken API when they should be starting their weekend.