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Sony Is Onto Some Weird Things Nowadays

Sony Is Onto Some Weird Things Nowadays
When Xbox asks if you're sure about partnering with Kojima Productions, and PlayStation just confidently says "Yes" without a second thought. Because nothing says "solid business decision" like giving the guy who made a walking simulator with Norman Reedus's baby a blank check. Sony's out here playing 4D chess while everyone else is still trying to understand what Death Stranding was actually about. To be fair, the man delivered Hideo Kojima games, which are basically interactive fever dreams that somehow win awards. Bold move, Sony. Bold move.

Oh, I Was Not Aware

Oh, I Was Not Aware
You know that special kind of rage when you sink 23 hours into a game, get invested in the story, unlock achievements, and then Steam casually drops the "oh btw you can't start this game while Steam is running" error? Like, what have I been doing for the past day then, astral projecting into the game? The error message itself is a masterpiece of circular logic. It's like telling someone "you can't be here while you're here." Death Stranding 2 really said "nah" after you've already completed two episodes and helped people connect. The timing is chef's kiss levels of infuriating. Nothing quite captures the developer experience like software confidently lying to your face about its own state. We've all been there—production's been running fine for weeks until someone checks and discovers it never actually started. Classic.