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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Deadline horror Memes

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What Would You Do If You Joined A Code Base And Saw This?

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2 months ago 156.1K views 0 shares
What Would You Do If You Joined A Code Base And Saw This?
The digital suicide note of a developer who's seen the abyss. What started as beautiful, elegant PHP code has morphed into an eldritch horror thanks to the ultimate villain: deadlines. That desperate plea to "turn back the clock" and "revert the commits" is the coding equivalent of finding "HELP ME" written in blood on the walls. Technical debt isn't just accumulating interest here—it's staging a hostile takeover. First day on the job and you find this? Your options are clear: quietly close the laptop, hand in your resignation, and consider a peaceful career in goat farming.

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