Database comparison Memes

Every database migration in a nutshell! First you're screaming at PostgreSQL like it's your mortal enemy, then you reluctantly try it, and suddenly... That magical moment when you discover PostgreSQL isn't just a MySQL replacement—it's a full-blown upgrade with actual vector support, JSON capabilities, and transactions that actually work as intended. The bird's dreamy expression in the last panel perfectly captures that "where have you been all my life?" revelation after suffering through MySQL's limitations for years. The database equivalent of upgrading from a bicycle to a Tesla and wondering how you ever survived before.