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Startup culture's darkest secret exposed! The "founding engineer" is literally chained to a tiny crawlspace with a mattress and bucket. The broken chains reveal the desperate escape of a developer who probably just wanted reasonable work hours and maybe a window. This is what happens when your CEO says "we're like family here" and "unlimited PTO" in the same sentence. The founding engineer finally implemented their own version of work-life balance: a runtime escape from the production environment.