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I See You Costco
Hardware AI Gamedev
10 days ago 99.3M views 0 shares
I See You Costco
Costco really said "why sell one RTX 5090 when we can sell them by the pallet?" Nothing screams "bulk discount" quite like shrink-wrapped GPUs stacked like they're cans of beans. Someone's either building the world's most expensive mining farm or Costco just figured out their target demographic includes crypto miners, AI researchers, and gamers who've been saving since the RTX 3090 shortage. Either way, your $1.50 hot dog combo just got a $2,000 GPU companion. The real question: do you need a membership card to cry at the price tag?

Great Offer
AI Programming
2 months ago 15.1M views 1 shares
Great Offer
Behold, the Costco of AI has arrived! You can now buy your very own "Kirkland Signature" LLM in bulk—because why pay premium prices for GPT-4 when you can get the store-brand version with 405 BILLION parameters for just $500? That's literally half a cent per million tokens, darling. The specs are absolutely SENDING me: "1 Billion Tokens Per Tub" like it's a container of mixed nuts you'll forget about in your pantry. And don't sleep on that "4-bit Quantized" feature—they've compressed this bad boy so hard it probably tastes like AI concentrate. Just add water (or GPU power) and boom, instant intelligence! Chain-of-Thought and Speculative Decoding included because even budget AI needs to pretend it's thinking deeply about your prompts. Nothing screams "cutting-edge technology" quite like packaging it with a barcode next to your toilet paper and rotisserie chicken.