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I Keep Telling Myself I'll Quit My Job One Day To Make Games

I Keep Telling Myself I'll Quit My Job One Day To Make Games
OH MY GOD, the eternal struggle of the wannabe game dev! 😱 There you are, BURSTING with creative energy, ready to birth your gaming masterpiece into the world, but WAIT—your soul-sucking 9-5 job has you in a DEATH GRIP! It's literally hanging onto you like some kind of corporate parasite, asking "Going somewhere?" with that smug little face. The AUDACITY! Your dreams of building the next indie sensation are being CRUSHED under the weight of stable income and health insurance. The HORROR of responsible adulthood strikes again! Your game development ambitions are basically being held hostage by your need to pay rent. Tragic.

How Can They Answer The Call With Just Hello

How Can They Answer The Call With Just Hello
Ah, the recruiter who's shocked that someone answers the phone like a normal human instead of reciting their entire LinkedIn profile. Same energy as those senior devs who expect junior applicants to solve a red-black tree algorithm while standing on one foot before saying "hello." The irony is delicious - a recruiter who probably cold-calls 50 people a day is suddenly offended that someone doesn't answer with a rehearsed speech. Next they'll want us to answer Slack messages with our full name, title, and a statement of purpose. Pro tip: If you're expecting a specific call, maybe save the number in your contacts? Technology is amazing that way. But what do I know, I've only been answering phones with "hello" for 20 years while somehow managing to hold down a job.