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The GPU Embargo Breaker

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3 days ago 94.0K views 0 shares

The GPU Embargo Breaker

The classic corporate strategy vs. rogue tech reviewer showdown. NVIDIA's Jensen Huang thinks he's clever by timing the RTX 5060 release during Computex to avoid early negative reviews. Meanwhile, some absolute madlad tech reviewer just brings an entire PC setup to his hotel room in Taiwan and benchmarks it anyway. It's the hardware equivalent of "you can't fire me, I quit" but with more RGB lighting and jet engine fan noise. The look on Jensen's face in the last panel is the exact same expression every engineering manager has when their carefully crafted release plan gets demolished by someone who just doesn't give a damn about their marketing strategy.

The Trojan Crab: How To Turn Any Job Into A Rust Job

Rust C++ Programming

1 month ago 143.4K views 0 shares

The Trojan Crab: How To Turn Any Job Into A Rust Job

The classic "create your own job security" maneuver. Taking a job where Rust isn't required, then sneakily rewriting a problematic component in your favorite language is the corporate equivalent of moving into someone's house and slowly replacing all their furniture. Before they know it, you're not just living there—you own the place. This is how tech evangelism works in the trenches. No fancy conference talks, just guerrilla warfare: "Oh that critical component that kept breaking? I fixed it... in Rust. Now nobody else can maintain it but me. Checkmate, management." And the 270 upvotes? That's 270 developers who've either done this or are taking notes.