Copy-paste-driven-development Memes

You know you've transcended mortal programming when you can bench press a barbell loaded with production bugs without breaking a sweat, but the moment you admit you don't use Google/Stack Overflow when coding, the judges lose their minds. The real flex here isn't the physical strength—it's claiming you can write code without frantically Googling "how to reverse a string in [insert language]" for the 47th time this month. That's not strength, that's delusion. Or you're John Carmack. But you're probably not John Carmack. The judges' reaction is 100% accurate because we all know that developer who claims they never Google anything is either lying, writing Hello World apps exclusively, or has achieved some sort of enlightenment the rest of us mere mortals can only dream of while copy-pasting from Stack Overflow at 3 AM.