Content-security-policy Memes

Oh sweet mercy, someone decided to grep GitHub's Content-Security-Policy header and unleashed the ENTIRE INTERNET onto their terminal. Look at this absolute UNIT of a security policy! We've got every single GitHub subdomain, Microsoft's Azure blob storage with what appears to be 111+ production result containers (productionresultssa1 through productionresultssa111), Visual Studio tunnels, and basically half of AWS's S3 buckets just casually hanging out in there. GitHub really said "you know what, let's just whitelist EVERYTHING we've ever touched" and created what is essentially the CVS receipt of HTTP headers. Security through exhaustive enumeration, baby! Nothing says "we take security seriously" quite like a CSP header that probably needs its own CDN to load faster. 💀