Connectors Memes

When USB-C was announced back in 2014, the tech world promised us a glorious future where one cable would rule them all. Fast forward to 2026, and motherboards are still rocking more USB-A ports than a 2010 gaming rig. The "universal" connector that was supposed to replace everything is now just... another port we need to carry adapters for. Turns out backward compatibility is both a blessing and a curse. Sure, your new laptop has USB-C, but good luck finding a motherboard that doesn't have like 15 USB-A ports because manufacturers know you've got a drawer full of peripherals from the Obama administration that you're not ready to let go of yet. The eternal struggle between innovation and "but my keyboard from 2008 still works perfectly fine."

Ah, the great cable simplification. We went from needing a toolbox full of serial, parallel, VGA, PS/2, and power connectors—each with their own special way of refusing to plug in correctly—to just USB-C. Sure, now we can power a monitor, transfer data, and charge a device with one cable... but we've traded 15 different cables for 15 different dongles. Progress, I guess? At least we can finally plug it in correctly on the third try instead of the fourth.

The irony of technology evolution in one image. In 2005, FireWire was this sleek, compact connector that made USB look like a clumsy dinosaur. Fast forward to 2025 (in this alternate timeline), and apparently FireWire decided to transform into what looks like the power supply for a small nuclear reactor. It's giving strong "I need to connect my computer to the space station" vibes. Somewhere, a hardware engineer is looking at this and thinking, "Yes, but can we add MORE pins?" Because clearly, what we all want is a connector that requires a building permit to install.