Connector design Memes

The universal law of USB ports: you'll always try to plug it in wrong twice before getting it right. First attempt? Wrong. Flip it? Still wrong. Flip it back to the original position that somehow magically works now? Success! It's like quantum physics for connectors - the USB exists in a superposition of wrong orientations until observed by the third attempt. After 15 years in tech, I'm convinced USB ports are secretly designed by chaos engineers who feed on our frustration.