Computer peripherals Memes

The universal law of USB ports: you'll always try to plug it in wrong twice before getting it right. First attempt? Wrong. Flip it? Still wrong. Flip it back to the original position that somehow magically works now? Success! It's like quantum physics for connectors - the USB exists in a superposition of wrong orientations until observed by the third attempt. After 15 years in tech, I'm convinced USB ports are secretly designed by chaos engineers who feed on our frustration.

That awkward moment when your Mastercard-branded mouse contains actual liquid. Forbidden developer fuel right there! The mouse designer clearly misunderstood the concept of "liquid assets." This is what happens when the UX team takes "fluid interface" too literally. Next thing you know, they'll be putting RAM in actual sheep and wondering why the system keeps falling asleep.

Ah, the legendary USB superposition paradox in its natural habitat. The laws of physics dictate that a USB connector exists in three quantum states simultaneously: wrong, wrong again, and finally correct – which is mysteriously identical to the first attempt. Ten years of computer science education and billions in R&D, yet we still created a connector that requires a small sacrifice to the tech gods before it slides in. USB-C was invented by someone who finally snapped after their 47th failed insertion attempt.