Computational power Memes

The noble aspirations of AI research versus the grim reality of where computational power actually goes. On the left, we have AI detecting breast cancer 5 years before it develops—potentially saving countless lives. On the right, some poor GPU is being absolutely tortured to render a cow at 15 FPS in what appears to be the world's jankiest video game, complete with a rage-filled gamer screaming about "fake frames." It's the perfect encapsulation of humanity's priorities: we build supercomputers that could solve humanity's greatest challenges, then immediately use them to make slightly better cow animations. The bottom corner showing all those graphics settings (RTX, DLSS, etc.) is just the chef's kiss of overkill for whatever that monstrosity is supposed to be.

The battle cry of every regex enthusiast who's watched AI models steal their thunder. Remember the good old days when text processing meant crafting the perfect regex pattern that looked like someone headbutted a keyboard? Now we've got billion-parameter models turning words into vectors and pretending they "understand" language. The bottom half showing "real NLP" with incomprehensible mathematical formulas and question marks is just *chef's kiss* - nothing says "human-friendly" like equations that would make even tenured professors reach for the aspirin. And that regex pattern in the middle? That's the ancient incantation developers used to summon the text-processing gods before we decided to burn exaflops of computing power to figure out if "John hates Mary" or if he's just having a bad day.