Compiler-engineering Memes

Studying compilers: reading dragon books, understanding lexical analysis, parsing theory, optimization passes. Sounds sophisticated, right? Actually writing compilers: chugging Monster energy drinks at 3 AM while debugging segfaults in your hand-rolled parser, questioning every life choice that led you to implement register allocation by hand. The theoretical elegance meets the practical reality of infinite edge cases and cursed pointer arithmetic. Fun fact: The average compiler engineer consumes approximately 47% more caffeine than regular developers. The other 53% is pure spite directed at whoever invented left-recursive grammars.