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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Code commits Memes

Posts tagged with Code commits

What A Peak Github Commit History Looks Like

Git Devops Programming
1 month ago 72.5K views 0 shares
What A Peak Github Commit History Looks Like
When your commit history is less about productivity and more about spelling profanities with green squares. Nothing says "senior developer" like meticulously planning commits to spell "SEND NUDES" across your GitHub profile. Probably took more effort than the actual code it represents.

The Two Types Of Git Commit Criminals

Git Devops Programming Debugging
2 months ago 105.3K views 0 shares
The Two Types Of Git Commit Criminals
OH. MY. GOD. The duality of developers is SENDING ME! ๐Ÿ˜‚ On the left: The chaotic evil developer who nukes the entire codebase with 430 files changed, adds 203,542 lines, deletes 158,119 more, and has the AUDACITY to simply write "fixes" in the patch notes. Like, honey, that's not a patch, that's a whole new universe you just created! On the right: The minimalist zen master who changes ONE single file, adds ONE line, removes ONE line, and then leaves absolutely BLANK patch notes like they're too good to explain their divine intervention. THE DRAMA! I'm definitely the one on the left, causing absolute chaos and then summarizing my 3-day coding bender with "minor tweaks" ๐Ÿ’…

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