Cloud-engineer Memes

Said no child ever. The joke here is that AWS IAM permissions are notoriously one of the most soul-crushing, tedious, and mind-numbing tasks in cloud engineering. Nobody grows up dreaming of spending their days wrestling with JSON policy documents, trying to figure out which of the 200+ AWS services need which specific permissions, only to get hit with "Access Denied" errors anyway. Kids dream of being astronauts, firefighters, or building cool apps. They don't dream of debugging why their Lambda function can't read from S3 because someone forgot to add "s3:GetObject" to the IAM role. The absurdity of pretending this bureaucratic nightmare is anyone's childhood aspiration is what makes this so painfully funny.