Closed Memes

You spend hours crafting the perfect question with a minimal reproducible example, proper formatting, and all relevant context. You hit submit with hope in your heart. Within 3 minutes, some user with 47k reputation marks it as duplicate of a thread from 2009 that's tangentially related at best, another closes it as "too broad," and a third leaves a passive-aggressive comment about how you should "just read the documentation." Meanwhile, "how do I exit vim????" gets 10k upvotes and stays open forever. The Stack Overflow experience is basically emotional damage with extra steps.