Channels Memes

Ah, the eternal corporate solution to every problem: create another communication channel ! While two team members suggest actually doing work (system design and product design), the third genius proposes adding yet another Slack channel to the 47 existing ones nobody reads. The boss's reaction is all of us witnessing our project's inevitable death by a thousand notifications. Nothing says "efficient workflow" like spending 3 hours scrolling through #random, #general, #team-updates, #project-alpha-beta-gamma, and now #yet-another-useless-channel to find that one important message someone definitely didn't email you instead.